27 set 2007
26 set 2007
25 ago 2007
Pubblicità di altri tempi
E' incredibile come cambiano i tempi, e quello che era socialmente accettato non lo è più. Guardate voi stessi...
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8 lug 2007
Cosa fate al lavoro?
Oggi cominciamo una nuova rubrica.
Mandateci le foto di quello che combinate al lavoro.
Partiamo con una piccola selezione, e attendiamo le vostre foto.
4 lug 2007
26 giu 2007
25 giu 2007
Targhe di tutto il mondo
Della serie impariamo a riconoscere le targhe . Chi mi indica il paese di appartenenza della moto nella foto? (Se non riuscite a vedere bene, cliccate sull'immagine per ingrandirla)
20 giu 2007
Fast communication
The 3 fastest communication methods in the world are:
Tele-fax,
Tele-phone,
Tell-a-woman!
8 mag 2007
Has this ever happened to you at a nightclub?
I pulled an older woman at a club last night.
She was in great shape for her age - she was
57; we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked if I'd ever had the
Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter three some?
I said no.
We drank a bit more then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her house.
She opened the door and we went in.
It was late, but nobody cared.. Another snog and by now I could hardly contain myself.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs...
'Mum....you awake?'
She was in great shape for her age - she was
57; we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked if I'd ever had the
Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter three some?
I said no.
We drank a bit more then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her house.
She opened the door and we went in.
It was late, but nobody cared.. Another snog and by now I could hardly contain myself.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs...
'Mum....you awake?'
28 apr 2007
Test di gravidanza
An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a bo y is born , my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again."
27 apr 2007
Jewish love Making
THE ART OF MAKING LOVE.
The Italian man said, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasted, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body " all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for fifteen minutes
The Jewish man said, "Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat). We made love,and she screamed for over six hours."
The other two were stunned.
The amazed Frenchman asked,"What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?"
The Jewish man said, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread
The Italian man said, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasted, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body " all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for fifteen minutes
The Jewish man said, "Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat). We made love,and she screamed for over six hours."
The other two were stunned.
The amazed Frenchman asked,"What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?"
The Jewish man said, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread
19 apr 2007
Legge 626
Sulla sicurezza sul lavoro ed i rischi a cui si va incontro.
Le conclusioni finali sono mitiche
usate le frecce in basso per muovervi tra le diapositive
Le conclusioni finali sono mitiche
usate le frecce in basso per muovervi tra le diapositive
17 apr 2007
Problem solving
Questo è il metodo più utilizzato e più preciso che abbia mai visto.
Da studiare a memoria.
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Da studiare a memoria.
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25 mar 2007
Nuove aperture !
Vi segnalo due nuovi ristoranti tipici a Milano.
Chiedete sempre il menu speciale della casa.Fate pure il mio nome, avrete un trattamento di riguardo!
ed infine uno anche all'estero:
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